I can't imagine what they make of all the goings on in the hospital though...
Probably shaking their heads, tutting, and mumbling, "He was such a sweet boy! What did we do wrong that he's gone and gotten involved with this crowd?" [Please note my use of 'gotten'!]

Oh dear, the list of potential crackfics is growing. There's also the one where House is a moron and Wilson the mastermind behind diagnostics. Any idea whether that's been done yet?