I won't even complain about the souring/non-souring of the milk
And you wouldn't dream of asking for bacon :)

At least he's pretty safe in making that offer :)
You never know — I've heard rumours that there are people who actually find Joel cute :)

I think he could have handled it better if Wilson had taken a swing at him.
Probably. Heaven knows he courts it. But I couldn't have handled that: the next scene would then have had to be House egging Rachel on to trash her classroom with a baseball bat. Dunno ...

True words spoken by Cuddy
... and she's in a bad enough mood dig out a grudge that she thought she'd buried once and for all. Unfortunately, House doesn't get the allusion, his memory not being the best.